I'm in a committed relationship with tacos. Sorry, everyone else.
Tacos make everything better. It's a scientific fact.
Tacos: because feelings taste better in a crispy shell.
Tacos: the only time it's acceptable to spill your guts.
A day without tacos is a day wasted.
Tacos are the perfect food. End of discussion.
Behind every great person, there is a plate of tacos.
You can't make everyone happy. You're not a taco.
Tacos are the fuel that powers the human spirit.
I don't trust people who don't like tacos. It's not natural.
Tacos are the food of the gods.
Life is hard. Tacos make it better.
Tacos are like duct tape; they fix everything.
Tacos are the answer. Who cares what the question is?
Tacos are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
If you don't like tacos, I'm nacho type.
Tacos are my love language.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it—especially tacos.
In a world full of plain bagels, be a taco.
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader; sell tacos.