They said I could be anything, so I became a professional swim comedian!
Just keep swimming and telling jokes – it's the ultimate workout for the abs and the soul!
Swim like no one is watching, splash like everyone is!
Life is better in a swimsuit, especially if it's funny!
Making waves and jokes – just another day at the pool!
Dive into laughter, not just the pool!
In a world full of lanes, be a comedian doing the backstroke!