My surgeon called me a champ. I prefer to think of myself as a superhero in disguise.
Just had surgery, and now I have a new battle scar to brag about!
When life gives you scars, make them look cool!
I asked for a little off the top, and they took it quite literally.
Just got a backstage pass to my own body drama!
They said laughter is the best medicine, but I opted for anesthesia instead.
Rocking the hospital gown like it's a runway outfit.
Apparently, I'm a human puzzle, and surgery is just the beginning of the game.