I do not #shop I am a hunter-gatherer.
Born to #shop Forced to work.

I #shop therefore I am broke.
I #shop therefore I am.
When I get tired of shopping I sit down and try on #shoes.
Grocery list in hand ready to tackle the aisles Let's #shop 'til we drop.
I #shop therefore I am in debt.
In the kingdom of groceries every aisle is a #new realm to conquer.
Wandering through the supermarket discovering #new favorites along the way.