I have never tasted anything that tasted like that, except possibly the juice of a bootstrap.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three, I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.