Even if it's only the smell of the soap that makes a child happy, even then that's worth something.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
You can't hold two watermelons in one hand. You can't keep soap in your mouth. You can't fight with the Pope and you can't outrun a motorbike.