
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I once tried to diet by eating only vegetables, but I found out it doesn't work. Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I once tried to diet by eating only vegetables, but I found out it doesn't work. Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats.