Remember, sharing is caring, except when it comes to STDs.
The only thing I'm catching these days is flights, not STDs.
Keep calm and carry condoms.
Getting an STD test is like a pop quiz you want to ace.
Life is short, but STDs last a lifetime.
When life gives you lemons, just make lemonade, not STDs.
Trying to dodge STDs like they're taxes.
Stay classy, not itchy.