The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Mark Twain

Life is too short to be taken seriously. Oscar Wilde

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. Stephen King

Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Comedy is tragedy plus time. Carol Burnett

The only way to survive is to find some humor in the situation.

The only way to survive is to find some humor in the situation. Bob Newhart

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. Oscar Wilde

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Bob Hope

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism. Robin Williams

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer

Humor is just another defense against the universe. Mel Brooks

A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. Mark Twain

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain

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