Water is the most perfect traveler because when it travels, it becomes the path itself!
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
Swimming is a confusing sport because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.
In the summertime, when the weather is hot, you can stretch right up and touch the sky.
When the sun is shining, I can do anything; no mountain is too high, no trouble too difficult to overcome.
The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
I'm not a swimmer. I'm a floater. I float to the top. I've always liked to float to the top.
Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
You might be a redneck if your idea of getting lucky is passing the ninth grade. If you're lucky enough to live by a lake, you're lucky enough.