Swimming is a confusing sport because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.

Swimming is a confusing sport because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. Demetri Martin

The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.

The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move. Aleksandr Popov

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. Jimmy Dean

The ocean is everything I want to be. Beautiful, mysterious, wild, and free.

The ocean is everything I want to be. Beautiful, mysterious, wild, and free.

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