My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. Bette Midler

The best way to get a spouse to do something is to suggest they’re too old to do it. Ann Bancroft

I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship. Louisa May Alcott

Don't mistake activity with achievement.

Don't mistake activity with achievement. John Wooden

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller

Cleaning is not just about getting rid of dirt. It's about creating a space where you feel comfortable and at peace.

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller

I have OCD: Obsessive Cleaning Disorder.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. Marcelene Cox

When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food and clothes. Desiderius Erasmus

Cleaning and organizing is a practice, not a project. Meagan Francis

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers

I love cleaning, I love mopping, I love vacuuming. Monica Bellucci

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment. Marie Kondo

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller

Cleaning your house can also be a workout. Gretchen Bleiler

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