Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Got a ring, now just waiting for my superhero powers to kick in.
When in doubt, add more bling!
They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but I think pizza might be more reliable.
I put a ring on it... then had to do the dishes!
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it... and some pizza too!