Socially awkward since birth, but at least I'm consistent.
That awkward moment when you go for a handshake, but they go for a hug.
Me trying to be social without being socially awkward.
When you try to tell a joke, but it ends up being crickets and tumbleweeds.
When you accidentally like someone's photo from five years ago while stalking.
My life is a series of awkward moments strung together with good intentions.
That awkward silence that lasts longer than my attention span.
Attempting to blend in with society, one awkward encounter at a time.
When your social skills take a coffee break.