I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.
Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I attribute the success of my career to the habit of taking great pains in all I do. If I had been a great smoker, I should have done nothing.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams.
The cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker.
I can resist everything except temptation, and tobacco is my favorite temptation.
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.