I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

I attribute the success of my career to the habit of taking great pains in all I do. If I had been a great smoker, I should have done nothing.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.