Smoking is a habit that drains your money and kills you slowly, one puff at a time.
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
I find smoking objectionable, and I don't smoke.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Smoking is a great equalizer. It makes the rich and the poor smell alike.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse.
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.