My eyesight is like WiFi, it's always unstable.
Eyes on the prize, but also on the fries.
My glasses do more work than my brain.
Legally blind without my morning coffee.
Spotting the nearest dessert place like a hawk.
Saw a cat so fluffy, I almost started sneezing through my eyes.
Trying to find my keys like...
Just saw a squirrel break the land speed record.