Dear #brother if you were a vegetable you'd be a brussels sprout - nobody likes you.
Life is better with a #brother said no one ever when he's around.
Sometimes I wonder if my #brother was dropped on his head as a child repeatedly.
A #brother is like a stray dog - he just won't leave you alone.
If annoying your sibling was a sport my #brother would be a professional athlete.
Behind every successful #sister is a #brother who tried to ruin her life and failed..