Dear brother, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a brussels sprout - nobody likes you.
Life is better with a brother... said no one ever when he's around.
Sometimes I wonder if my brother was dropped on his head as a child... repeatedly.
A brother is like a stray dog - he just won't leave you alone.
If annoying your sibling was a sport, my brother would be a professional athlete.
Behind every successful sister is a brother who tried to ruin her life... and failed.