Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income. This too is meaningless.
Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.