When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.