You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a #dog who loves him.

A #dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

To his #dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of #dogs..
The #dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the #dog does.
My fashion philosophy is if you're not covered in #dog hair your life is empty.
A #dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart.