Posting with a filter so strong it should come with a warning label.
Procrastinating by rearranging my Instagram highlights.
Scrolling down memory lane, but it's just my Instagram feed.
Just here to flex my meme stash.
When in doubt, crop it out.
Dropping a post like it's hot.
Capturing moments like a paparazzi at a celebrity wedding.
Social distancing from my followers by posting only once a week.
Deleting old posts like it's my side job.