Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Well, most of the year. Okay, once in a while.
Dear Santa, please bring me a remote control for my parents. They need it.
My wish list for Santa includes a pause button for Monday mornings.
Santa, I wish for a magic wardrobe that always fits perfectly.
If Santa could hook me up with a personal chef, that'd be great.
Santa, please grant me the power to always find matching socks.
All I want for Christmas is for my wifi to never go down again.
Santa, please bring me a mute button for annoying relatives.
My letter to Santa includes a lifetime supply of chocolate. Just saying.