Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen... Sorry, I thought we were naming my holiday drinks!
Santa may have his sleigh, but I've got my shopping cart ready for some serious presents!
Santa's not the only one who knows if you've been bad or good... your Instagram feed tells all!
Santa's belly is just a bowl full of jelly, but mine's full of cookies!
Just like Santa, I'm making a list and checking it twice... for more presents!
Spreading holiday cheer like Santa, but with more sass and fewer reindeer.
Hanging out under the mistletoe, waiting for Santa... or just someone with cookies!
Dear Santa, define 'nice'... because I've been good-ish!
Santa, I can explain... it was just one cookie... said no one ever!
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!