Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Larry Wilde

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Phyllis Diller

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. Norman Vincent Peale

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends. Margaret Thatcher

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