My Rottweiler doesn't have a barking problem, he's just verbally expressive.
When life gets tough, my Rottweiler reminds me I have a built-in, fur-covered stress ball.
Training my Rottweiler is a bit like trying to convince a toddler that broccoli is better than chocolate.
If looks could kill, my Rottweiler's 'feed me' face would be lethal.
Trying to make my bed with my Rottweiler in it is like rearranging the furniture in a house that growls.
Find someone who looks at you the way my Rottweiler looks at a slice of pizza.
My Rottweiler's idea of a morning walk involves dragging me around the block like a ragdoll.
I asked my Rottweiler what we should watch on TV. He just plopped on the remote and said, 'Anything, as long as we're together.'