When life gets tough, my Rottweiler reminds me I have a built-in, fur-covered stress ball.
Training my Rottweiler is a bit like trying to convince a toddler that broccoli is better than chocolate.
Trying to make my bed with my Rottweiler in it is like rearranging the furniture in a house that growls.
My Rottweiler's idea of a morning walk involves dragging me around the block like a ragdoll.
I asked my Rottweiler what we should watch on TV. He just plopped on the remote and said, 'Anything, as long as we're together.'