Life's too short to stay upright. Embrace the falls and keep rolling!
When life gives you lemons, trade them for roller skates and go derby!
Dodging responsibilities like I dodge blockers on the track.
When life gets tough, put on your skates and roll with it!
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy roller skates, which is pretty close.
Blisters and bruises are just souvenirs of a great derby session.