I told my shoes to step carefully in case they get accused of being stolen.
Just robbed the fridge, now onto bigger heists!
When life gives you lemons, hope they were stolen from a grocery store.
When you're broke but still craving a gourmet meal, grocery stores become your best friend.
Some people get caught red-handed, I get caught red-faced trying to steal the last slice of pizza.
They say I have a criminal record, but I prefer to think of it as a greatest hits compilation.
Every time I hear 'thief in the night,' I remember where I left my snacks.