Don't get mad, get even. Revenge is best served cold, after all.
Plotting revenge is like making a fine wine. It takes time and patience.
Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of wit.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy's eyes.
When life knocks you down, dust yourself off and plan your comeback.
The best revenge is living well. Bonus points if it drives your enemies crazy.
They say revenge is sweet. I say it's the sweetest dish served cold.
They thought they could break me. They forgot I'm not made of glass, but steel.