Paused the scrolling marathon for a while. Hope your thumbs are rested, because I'm back!
Apologies to my followers for the disappearance act. Now back with a bang, or at least a bad joke!
Procrastinated posting, but finally returned with a vengeance and a not-so-masterful selfie.
Forgot how to post, but not how to party. Let the return revelry begin!
Apologies for the radio silence. I was on a secret mission to discover the perfect filter. Mission accomplished!
Took a little hiatus to find WiFi in the wilderness. Mission accomplished, now let the posting chaos commence!
Rumors of my social media demise have been greatly exaggerated. Brace yourselves for a comeback!
Hibernation complete. Time to grace your feed with mediocre content and unmatched enthusiasm!