Paused the scrolling marathon for a while. Hope your thumbs are rested, because I'm back!
Apologies to my followers for the disappearance act. Now back with a bang, or at least a bad joke!
Procrastinated posting, but finally returned with a vengeance and a not-so-masterful selfie.
Apologies for the radio silence. I was on a secret mission to discover the perfect filter. Mission accomplished!
Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. If you change your thinking, you change your life.
The return of consciousness to the dream-state is the exploration of infinite possibilities.
Greetings, Instagram! It's been a while, but the return calls for some joyful revelry.
Took a little hiatus to find WiFi in the wilderness. Mission accomplished, now let the posting chaos commence!
Rumors of my social media demise have been greatly exaggerated. Brace yourselves for a comeback!
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Hibernation complete. Time to grace your feed with mediocre content and unmatched enthusiasm!