Dress like you're already famous – and then go buy more clothes.
I'm not a shopaholic. I'm helping the economy!
Shopping is my cardio, and I'm in great shape!
When life gives you lemons, go shopping!
I like my money where I can see it – hanging in my closet.
I'm not addicted to retail therapy. I can quit anytime. Just not today.
I don't need an inspirational quote. I need new shoes.
Shopping is the only sport I'm good at.