A real man can build a sandcastle just as tall as his dreams.
Real men don't cry, they water their beard.
Real men know the importance of a well-stocked pantry.
Real men can handle a crying baby as smoothly as a car engine.
Real men wear aprons, not capes.
A real man knows when to put down the game controller and pick up the remote.
A real man knows that a well-groomed beard is his secret weapon.
Being a real man is not about muscles, it's about heart and humor.
Real men don't need superhero costumes, they have dad bods.