Buying a #house is the only time you're excited to sign a mountain of paperwork.
They say money can't #buy happiness but it can #buy a #house and that's pretty close...
If walls could talk they'd probably gossip about the weird #wallpaper choices of the 70s.
Real estate agents are basically professional matchmakers finding your #house soulmate.
#House hunting is like a treasure hunt but instead of gold you find out if the bathroom has good lighting.
Home is where the WiFi automatically connects and the #mortgage payments never end.