Real estate is the only industry where 'closing time' doesn't mean hitting the bar after work.
Investing in real estate is like playing Monopoly, but with real consequences and no 'Get Out of Jail Free' cards.
In real estate, 'location, location, location' is just a fancy way of saying 'neighborhood, neighborhood, neighborhood.'
If walls could talk, they'd probably gossip about the weird wallpaper choices of the 70s.
Real estate agents are basically professional matchmakers, finding your house soulmate.
House hunting is like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find out if the bathroom has good lighting.