When you post once in a blue moon, it better be legendary.
Posting as often as a leap year.
Here's a rare post from yours truly. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Posting so infrequently, my phone has cobwebs.
When your Instagram feed is as empty as your fridge on a Sunday night.
Posting so rarely, my followers probably think I vanished into thin air.
When posting feels like finding a rare treasure.
Me popping up on Instagram like a surprise guest appearance.