I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy.
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I'm not clumsy, everything just gets in my way.
I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.