I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for the weekend.
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry I ignored you in the morning.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.