I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Believe in yourself and all that you are. You are capable of achieving anything you set your mind to.