I may be a night owl, but I'm not wise like an owl.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
When nothing goes right, go left.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.