I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I put the 'Pro' in procrastination.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you grapes, make wine.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity challenged.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome!