I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands.
If at first, you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.