My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
Sweat is just fat crying.
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.
I run because I really like food.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn. I don't sweat, I sparkle.