A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Hockey is a unique sport in the sense that you need each and every guy helping each other and pulling in the same direction to be successful.
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Hockey's a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Soccer is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.