I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I'm friends with all electricians. We have such good current connections.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!
I asked my computer how to make a good pun. It replied, 'You can't, it's an art.'
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a puzzled look.
The guy who invented autocorrect can go straight to hello.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I'm friends with all electricians. We have such a shocking relationship.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!