I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
I'm friends with a clock. We always go back in time together.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.