Remember, a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I'm not a psychologist, but I can definitely analyze your dreams if you want.
You know you're a psychologist when you analyze your friends instead of just enjoying their company.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I asked my psychologist if I have multiple personalities. She said, 'We.'